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Sunday, June 25, 2006

I hate stupid idiot books like the Devil Wears Prada and other stupid idiot books like the Da Vinci Code and anything more than four people have ever

Movies featuring this list of the following people shouldn’t be made and are most likely based on shetty, popular books written by jerks, drunks, derelicts, or Al Gore (Who I personally like, by the way). Here is the list as follows of actors and directors who normally star or direct popular, idiotic movies for idiots with the maiden name Idiot McIdiot.

Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks’ Indian Alter Ego, Otm Shank
Meryl Streep
Anne Hathaway
Sir. Ian McKellen (Unless he’s playing Magneto, Gandalf or an underground Nazi)
Sir. Spike Lee
Britney Spears (post penis)
Gore Vidal (Yes, THE Gore Vidal)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Tobey McGuire (Unless he’s playing Spiderman or a backseat passenger scared of Johnny Depp playing Hunter S. Thompson)
Don King
Don Quixote
Don Pepe
Juan Valdez
Arthur Miller
Arthur Pendragon
The Taco Bell dog
Urkel
Stephan (Urkel after he stepped in the hotness Machine)
Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple
And
Frankenberry

Notice that my list soon turned into a rant of random people with similar names. This proves that Rich Knight is pretty smart because his stream of consciousness meter is way up on the Richter scale of MENSA-ness. And you know who else wrote about stream of consciousness? Faulkner. And look at that guy’s corpse! It’s a worm laden genius! French fries!

2 Comments:

Blogger worsebrains said...

i ♥ your blog, rich. it's the only reason i woke up today.

9:39 PM  
Blogger Raskolnicov! said...

The only reason I wake up is to watch Power Rangers on JetEx. I then check my emails and go back to bed because of crippling depression and lack of chalupas in my refrigerator. Thanks for readin', Jeff, and keep on rockin' in the freedom fries world

6:33 AM  

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